1. "It's a big city and you have the opportunity to meet new people constantly!"
Hahaha...no. Current mood 24/7:
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2. You're so used to the online dating game that your small talk skills are on. Point.
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3. Dating outside of your borough is basically a long-distance relationship, so bring a book on your *one hour* train ride.
Also, prepare to never see your friends again until their next birthday.
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4. Those people who can't commit because the 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. work/life struggle is too real.
But don't take it personally. It may be you at some point, too.
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5. That awkward public-transit moment before you part ways on your first date.
"Do we kiss? Do we not kiss? Do we hug? Do we side hug (Please God, no)?"
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6. Realizing that your date has five roommates and that sleepovers are your special burden from now on.
Hope your room is clean!
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7. Realizing that the beautiful model who swiped right is also a commitment-phobe who plans to ghost you into oblivion.
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
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